How to Play I Choose Death

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(Don't worry, we have cool little graphics to make it more fun.)

The Setup

Give everyone one of each bullshit card.

(1) "I'm Not Bullshitting" card

(1) "I Am Bullshitting" card

(1) "I Call Bullshit" card

Shuffle the Scenarios

Shuffle and split the 300 scenario cards into 2 even, equally sadistic stacks.

Draw 2 Scenarios

On your turn, draw a scenario card from each stack and read both out loud.

You must choose which scenario you would rather do and explain why.

Will You Tell the Truth?

Decide if you want to tell the truth, or try to get away with lying.

You score points by successfully tricking the other players, so choose carefully.

If You're Telling the Truth...

Put down your “I’m Not Bullshitting” card face down, without letting anyone see.

Tell everyone which scenario you really would rather do.

If You're Lying...

Put down your “I Am Bullshitting” card face down, without letting anyone see.

Tell everyone you would rather do the other scenario.

Does Anyone Think You're Full of Shit?

If anyone thinks you’re lying about your choice, they can put down their “I Call Bullshit” card.

Did You Trick Them?

If at least half of the other players guess wrong, keep the scenario card you chose as a “point” and discard the other scenario card.

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Told the Truth?

If at least half of the other players called bullshit, keep the scenario as a point for being wrongfully called out.

Discard the other scenario card.

Did You Lie?

If less than half of the other players called bullshit, keep the scenario as a point for successfully getting away with lying.

Discard the other scenario card.

Got Caught?

Regardless of whether you told the truth or lied, if you didn't trick at least half of the players, discard both scenario cards.

Don't Wanna Deal with Rules and Points?

Just draw 1 card from each stack and tell everyone which you would rather do, explain why, then move on to the next player.

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