• Have a horrible stutter.
• You're terrible at every single hobby you ever have.
• Eat a cookie that's been frosted with cum.
• Give up on your goals and dreams.
• Get a felony on your record.
• Lose all your teeth.
• Have your nipples permanently lactate.
• Use a sex toy with spikes coming out of it until you finish.
• Have a threesome with your parents.
• Never be able to lie again.

And 290 more. 😉